The one beats opponents with his feet, the other beats opponents till they drop
One is here to save the World. The other is here to save the Stormers' scrum
The one leaves crowds in stitches. The other's boxing stint left opponent's with stitches.
The one coached four national cricket teams. The other can't find a provincial coaching gig.
Is there an imposter here or did somebody swap sides?
The one is a world champion of beards. The other is a strong challenger.
The one knows his stuff and the other acts like he does!
This one we call Thormeulen, courtesy of a regular reader - Just Saying
The one scared a few Englishmen this last week. The other has ruffled feathers in Hollywood.
The one makes people keel over with laughter, the other just makes them keel over!
The one is a young-looking actor. The other is a young-looking Springbok.
The one is known as Big 'D' - for loving defending. The other, Big 'Z', simply loves the ocean.
The one is a real-life destroyer, the other a fictional character in war games.
One bosses the All Black pack. The other bosses the Hollywood elite
One is a little man between two big guys and the other a big guy between even bigger guys!
The one knows his rugby laws. The other knows his Kung Fu laws.
One is a New Zealand super star, the other a South African that stars on the Super Rugby stage.
They both entertain and often take centre stage ... one in Rugby Union and the other Hollywood.
One is the Keeper of the Keys at Hogwarts. The other is the Keeper of the Pies at Wales
The one steals Christmas from little kids. The other wants to spoil Christmas for European players.
The one celebrates his tries. The other celebrates after his wins on the track.
One likes eating other peoples donuts, the other likes eating through other team's scrums!
One rose to fame in Hollywood, the other is to rise to fame on the Currie Cup stage.
Both are animated characters, the one a little less fictional than the other...
Both are outrageously popular, very entertaining and have their own cult following.
The one was a towering Test rugby lock. The other is a towering WWE presence...
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