One kicks the ball under the crossbar, the other kicks it over...a lot
One is a french flyer the other is a mutant.
One combats on the field for the Stormers, the other is from Mortal Kombat 2
One is a major rugby player, the other is seeking an elusive major.
One is a an All Black hero, the other is a comic hero.
One is here to save the World. The other is here to save the Stormers' scrum
The one is a young Australian rugby star. The other a young Canadian music star.
The one beats opponents with his feet, the other beats opponents till they drop
The one leaves crowds in stitches. The other's boxing stint left opponent's with stitches.
One is a man who clearly loves his guns, the other played Rambo.
One is a leader of London, the other is a leader of Loftus.
The one makes people keel over with laughter, the other just makes them keel over!
The one is a young-looking actor. The other is a young-looking Springbok.
The one coached four national cricket teams. The other can't find a provincial coaching gig.
Is there an imposter here or did somebody swap sides?
The one is a world champion of beards. The other is a strong challenger.
The one knows his stuff and the other acts like he does!
This one we call Thormeulen, courtesy of a regular reader - Just Saying
The one scared a few Englishmen this last week. The other has ruffled feathers in Hollywood.
The one is known as Big 'D' - for loving defending. The other, Big 'Z', simply loves the ocean.
The one is a real-life destroyer, the other a fictional character in war games.
One bosses the All Black pack. The other bosses the Hollywood elite
One is a little man between two big guys and the other a big guy between even bigger guys!
The one knows his rugby laws. The other knows his Kung Fu laws.
One is a New Zealand super star, the other a South African that stars on the Super Rugby stage.
They both entertain and often take centre stage ... one in Rugby Union and the other Hollywood.
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